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Friday, February 16th, 2007

11:33 pm


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Sunday, December 3rd, 2006

9:28 pm - Pokémon is gay, and I do love the gays

oh Pokémon!..emos could never ruin you with their faddish liking of you! [when a few years ago they most probably were the ones taking the piss out of me for it... ahem]. HIJACKERS, LUMBERJACKERS, OXFAM JUNKIES!!! ( ..RAMMMMMBLOSISSSSS! ) SOYEAH
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Monday, November 27th, 2006

8:04 pm

Coke then bed. Coke then bed. Coke, then bed. ( Coke, then livejournal, then bed. )
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Monday, November 20th, 2006

9:24 pm

( LOOOOOOOK AT ME.... Summer Disposable CAMERAS ) Snoooze
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Sunday, November 19th, 2006

5:02 pm

In retrospect, I was in fact rather drunk.
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Thursday, November 16th, 2006

10:44 pm - Tom Clark Is a Sex God, I Am An Atheist

The leaves are painted on or cut into and then put back out into the world to be found / stepped on / absorbed back into the earth / lost forever. I hate lots of people a little bit! I look around the train and never is even one person smiling. FINE ART : Merit GRAPHIC DESIGN : Pass FINE ART PRINT : Pass 3D DESIGN : Pass FASHION: ? VISUAL STUDIES: ? ILLUSTRATION : - LIFE DRAWING : -
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Monday, November 13th, 2006

11:29 pm

I've had a sinking feeling for a while, but today was rather good. Lots of praise from the one and only Mr Paul Stafford. ( But... )
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Friday, October 27th, 2006

1:43 pm

I don't understand colour.
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Wednesday, October 4th, 2006

11:17 pm - BABY WIGS

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=407603&in_page_id=1770
http://www.musicroom.com/images/catalogue/productpage/IMP904225.jpg
http://www.ratatak.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=437

"makes you want to have children
just to exploit them in wig format"

Upon searching for baby wigs, I stumbled upon this gem: http://www.mywigstore.com/admin/mall_image/Costume%20&%20Halloween%20Wigs/wbi%2010501%20l_1.jpg a sexy beast of a man-wig

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Tuesday, August 1st, 2006

2:15 am

Oh, yeah, I turned eighteen, and I passed my driving test.
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Sunday, July 23rd, 2006

5:38 pm

Frustration is the worst of feelings.

Sunday, June 11th, 2006

3:03 pm

Oh, in addition to all yesterday's fun I also saw this on myspace: It made me go a bit like this: or this: or maybe even this:
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Tuesday, June 6th, 2006

5:28 pm

Hee hee hee... ahahaha...
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Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006

6:07 pm - I WISH THAT I HAD SOMETHING TO SAY


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Thursday, May 4th, 2006

9:18 pm - ALSO: 'emo vs...'

EMO VS MANIC DEPRESSIVE SHARK - WHO WILL WIN?

Stu says:
well the shark isn't really going to be up for it
Stu says:
and the shark's true power is but a myth
wunderkind jellygraph : EMO VS MANIC DEPRESSIVE SHARK - who will win? says:
is it really
wunderkind jellygraph : EMO VS MANIC DEPRESSIVE SHARK - who will win? says:
how did this come to be
Stu says:
the film, Jaws(TM)
Stu says:
for once, emo wins!

EMO VS PAUL O'GRADY

Amy says:
i reckon paul o grady because he'll be able to work better on the spot and come up with witty remarks as a comeback
Amy says:
emo will say ' wait till nightfall when i start to think and ill cut the answer into my arm and show you'
Amy says:
actually no, emo would write a song in reply to any argument

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Sunday, April 30th, 2006

11:59 pm

Dear world: Fuck you

Monday, April 24th, 2006

7:00 pm

Lady Sovereign lol http://myspace-651.vo.llnwd.net/00209/15/63/209983651_l.gif
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Friday, April 21st, 2006

2:05 am - Dad's shelf

'The International Book of WOOD'
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Sunday, February 12th, 2006

11:57 pm

http://www.ronjarzombek.com/thenewprince.wmv http://www.ronjarzombek.com/imthumpin.wmv Metal Bambi
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Thursday, November 10th, 2005

9:09 pm - LOVELY PAUL O'GRADY LUMPS

in my vocabulary the meaning of cheesecake comes very close to the meaning of orgasm says:
you didnt answer me. have you heard my humps?
wunderkind jellygraph : happi allouine.... deft manipulation of this coat hanger is today's hero! says:
sadly, i have
wunderkind jellygraph : happi allouine.... deft manipulation of this coat hanger is today's hero! says:
i fear for my ears in the common room in the near future
in my vocabulary the meaning of cheesecake comes very close to the meaning of orgasm says:
its so ugh isnt it
wunderkind jellygraph : happi allouine.... deft manipulation of this coat hanger is today's hero! says:
I hate the black eyed peas, mostly because they made me think they were classy and then dashed any remaining aspirations of classyness for them with the phrase 'lovely lady lumps'
in my vocabulary the meaning of cheesecake comes very close to the meaning of orgasm says:
oh yeah. first song, good first couple of times, shut up, catchy but annoying, dont phunk with my heart i like. rest, blurgh
wunderkind jellygraph : happi allouine.... deft manipulation of this coat hanger is today's hero! says:
i think it just kept going downhill
in my vocabulary the meaning of cheesecake comes very close to the meaning of orgasm says:
LOL, i love it. theyve actually made padded pants now to make it look like you have got junk in the trunk
in my vocabulary the meaning of cheesecake comes very close to the meaning of orgasm says:
the cheeky girls actually had an arse for once
wunderkind jellygraph : happi allouine.... deft manipulation of this coat hanger is today's hero! says:
The Cheeky Girls - could they get any more cheeky?
wunderkind jellygraph : happi allouine.... deft manipulation of this coat hanger is today's hero! says:
The answer is YES!
wunderkind jellygraph : happi allouine.... deft manipulation of this coat hanger is today's hero! says:
With Lady Lumps™ padded pants!
in my vocabulary the meaning of cheesecake comes very close to the meaning of orgasm says:
its silly though, you were padded pants to try and attract people, but as soon as you get nekked they realise your flat as a pancake
wunderkind jellygraph : happi allouine.... deft manipulation of this coat hanger is today's hero! says:
and that you bought padded pants.
wunderkind jellygraph : happi allouine.... deft manipulation of this coat hanger is today's hero! says:
which is worse?
in my vocabulary the meaning of cheesecake comes very close to the meaning of orgasm says:
yeah
in my vocabulary the meaning of cheesecake comes very close to the meaning of orgasm says:
your arse will be just thrown over the bedpost. how queer

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